Sexiest Drinks a Woman Should Order Around Men

shutterstock_62204461The language of the bars, clubs, and discothèques is one of subtlety and sensuality, where the turn of a smile or the dip of an eyelash whispers volumes…in another dimension. It’s pretty easy for a woman to announce her intentions to the males in the room with the variety of drinks out there that have obvious, more-than-just-suggestive names.

After all, there are no drinks named ‘I’m Saving Myself for Marriage,’ or ‘Looking for a Commitment.’ There are, however, a wide range of drinks that sound sexy and make the menfolk pay attention.

Sex on the Beach

Say the word sex anywhere and every male head within hearing distance will turn. This is one of the most commonly known drinks with a suggestive name. There are more than 20 drinks named ‘Sex on/in/with _____.’ Most have a citrus juice base.

The drink has many variations. The website claims the original recipe is made with vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice over ice.

Blow Job

This drink is another that will turn every man’s head. Literally and figuratively! Most will construe it as a promise, so if you order it you may have many takers to buy you a second or third.

This drink is actually a shot. The glass is filled half with Bailey’s Irish Cream and half with amaretto almond liqueur. It is topped with whipped cream to add a suggestive appearance. The drinker is supposed to drink it sans hands so that the whipped cream goes everywhere.

Slippery Nipple

No one can miss the innuendo in this drink’s name. It is comprised of equal parts Bailey’s Irish Cream and butterscotch schnapps.

The Slippery Nipple was likely one of the first in a long line of drinks with naughty names, just like Sex on the Beach. There are many different drink names that start with ‘Slippery.’ Most contain either Bailey’s Irish Cream or butterscotch schnapps.

After Sex

Again, any drink with the word ‘sex’ in its title is enough to do the trick. This drink is made with vodka, crème de bananas, and orange juice. Gotta make sure you get your Vitamin C!

Leg Spreader

This drink is not for the faint of heart. Not only is it base and crude to say, but there is nothing but liquor in this drink. It is made of four equal parts of nothing but alcohol.

Of course, there is tequila. After all, tequila doesn’t have the reputation it does for nothing! The other parts are vodka, gin, and rum. Proceed with caution!

All Night Long

The inference in this name is probably what most people wish for, but one or two or these will have you passed out on the floor all night long. It contains sweet and sour mix, coconut rum, Kahlua, crème de cacao, and pineapple juice.

Angel’s Tit

If angels taste like anything, this drink proclaims that they taste an awful lot like sugar. This drink is made with white crème de cacao, cherry liqueur, half and half, and cherries for garnish. Any angel who has a taste for these drinks will need to spend some time on the treadmill.

Sloe Comfortable Screw

There are many drinks that play upon the pronunciation of sloe gin—pronounced slow gin. The rest of the name is a pun on all the other ingredients as well, to create a name that is as suggestive as you could want.

There’s sloe gin for ‘slow,’ Southern Comfort for ‘comfortable,’ and orange juice and vodka for ‘screw’—like in a Screwdriver. Other variations include a Comfortable Fuzzy Screw, a Fuzzy Screw against the Wall, and a Fuzzy Screw. Nothing is left to the imagination whatsoever.

Screaming Orgasm

There are quite a few drinks with similar names. The base Screaming Orgasm is made with vodka, Kahlua, and Bailey’s Irish Cream. It sounds like screaming over the toilet all night, especially since a less-than-premium vodka will make the cream in the Bailey’s curdle.

Screaming Multiple Orgasm

What gal would order a Screaming Orgasm when she could have a Screaming Multiple Orgasm? Not one! This is just one of many drinks that promise some sort of orgasm or two.

This drink is made with orange liqueur, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Galliano herbal liqueur, and milk, and garnished with strawberries. If it doesn’t have the ability to create multiple orgasms, then it will at least make you very sick.

Dirty Redheaded Slut

While it’s not the poetry of romance, it is fun to order really loudly at the bar. Made with three different spirits and nothing else, this drink is one bad bitch.

Mix Chambord raspberry liqueur, Crown Royale whiskey, and Southern Comfort peach liqueur. Then, say a prayer!

Screw Me Sideways

There is little left to the imagination with this drink. Not only is it an innuendo, but it also includes instructions.

This drink is made with pomegranate schnapps, Jagermeister herbal liqueur, and cranberry juice. The ingredients should be shaken with ice and poured.

Seduction on the Rocks

This drink has a bit of subtlety if you feel that coarseness isn’t sexy. This drink includes orange juice, butterscotch schnapps, and lemon-lime soda served over the rocks.